Balrog spirit, waiting on the beach: Ay bruh I’ve been waiting for you, we gotta talk about that fight that was crazy!
Gandalf: Bro I was just doing what I had to do. No hard feeling.
Balrog: all good, all good, you were insane, I loved every minute of it.
Frodo: what’s going on right now?
Elrond: don’t worry about it
okay i’m desperately trying to remember what this book/artist was called but did anyone ever read a book when you were younger that was basically just a collection of kind of surreal, dream-like illustrations with maybe sentence long caption at the bottom of the page?
the one that i remember the most clearly was a picture of someone who fell asleep reading in bed and there were vines and trees growing out of the book and covering their room. does anyone know what i’m talking about?
here are some pages of it i found online
I have had to call out 5 times in the past couple weeks and it makes me Nervous
Menage a Trois http://ift.tt/133euEU
I can’t get enough of sexy pulp bylines. ADJECTIVE NOUN VERB PRONOUN OBJECT ARTICLE ADJECTIVE EXCLAMATION POINT!
Lust Was King At Their Carnal Carnival!
A Lust-Crazed Fiend On The Prowl With His — Flesh Hammer
Each Shame Delivery Became A — Lust Bust
He Was The Passion Fall Guy In This — Sintown Setup
Passion And Terror Found Helpless Victims On — The Night Train To Sodom
Their Sins Were A Sickness Known To Every — Willing Intern
They Were Lost In The Lust Of Sin On This — Hay Ride To Hell
Wanton Ways And A Willing Body Made Her The — Queen Of Tramps
In His Shame Career Every Woman Became A — One-Night Stand
Their Secret Meeting Was — A Family Affair
Their Shangri-La Of Sin Became His — Garden Of Shame
She Was The Locker-Room Girl For Every — Campus Cheat
In A Lust Trap Her Passion Cry Echoed — Sinner Come Home
Wild Dreams Of Twisted Passion Were Reality In This — Nightmare Clinic
Kate Turned An Island Idyll Into — Something Sinful
Captive In A Killer’s Carnal Roundup!
Next To Killing, She Liked Sex Best!
No Sin Was Taboo With The Girls He Met In Hollywood’s Flesh Pit!
She Was Willing To Submit Her Lush Body To Any Type Of Pleasure — For A Price
Hollywood’s Lust Derby Started On The — Casting Couch
Her Cool Manner And Easy Grace Disguised A Smoldering Body That Burned For Love!
John Wycliff who tries to drown in sexual excess — and Carol Westbrook who seeks frenzy in the bottom of a bottle!
During the day they were honor students, at night they ran wild at the — Campus Sex Club
Lust Was Big Business For — The Flesh Peddlers
She admired his skill in surgery; and his lust in bed
Flora wanted what Gary had — his wife!
On camera they violated the Code of Decency. Off camera they violated each other.
Torrid Trio: The bedroom secrets of a lusty cheat — a sex-mad heiress — and an “innocent” little girl from up-state!
Savage Lust Rites… Last Stop On A — Flesh Itinerary
I felt the quicksands of my mental sickness pulling me lower into the mud of immorality…
It started like any other week… but for Ellen it suddenly became one of upheaval as her unbridled desire crashed to the surface and left her in the eager grip of a ruthless lesbian!
Was he selling group therapy or — Group Sex
Four restless husbands, four willing wives… and sixteen scandalous reasons why they rode a merry-go-round of wild switch and swap!
The Name Of The Shame Game Was — Sister Swap
Here, Where Deviations Were Born, Was Every Possible Manifestation Of Sick Sex. Lust Crazed Nubian Slaves, Leather, The Whip, Aphrodisiacs Fed To Baboons, Tortured Eunuchs… All Practiced By The Eight Enslaved Women
To Save Her Husband’s Career, She Proposed An Affair With His Boss’s Wife — And Then She Took His Place!
A Lust Club Of Women To Trap Unwary Men!
At this very private establishment they serve you sex on a platter — and perversity for dessert!
She was beautiful, ambitious and sex-driven. She had the wealth to bend strong men to her wildest desires!
The Shattering Novel Of A Nymphomaniac … A woman on the loose!
A Young Girl’s Love-Ways Inflamed The Entire Countryside
Passion Wrecks Were Sin-Fixed In This — Lust Shop
Her Lust-Crazed Passion Had Trapped The Father — Now She Wanted His Son!
She Was A Loser In The Shame-Games
Lust Held Her Captive In The Lair Of — The Sex Cannibals
In This Town Of One-Man Rule People Lived A — Tyranny of Sin
They Lived In A House Of Sin — On Wheels!
Lust Orgies In A Midtown Sex Jungle!
She Spoke No Arabic But The Sheiks Adored Her Native Tongue!
In Strife And Shame, Betty Found Plenty Of — Sisters In Sin
Lust Was The High Altar Of This – Flesh Cult
Their Life Was A Sexpool Of Shame!
Manacles Held His Hands — But Not His Body!
Twisted Passions In A Sin School Of Lust!
Killer-Agent 0008 Faces Ecstasy And Peril In The Diabolical Sin-Game Of Sensovision
She Was Trapped In A Lust-Hell Of – Skid Row Sinners
She Was A Passion Tigress — He Was Her Victim!
Secret, shameless, violent nights — as moral values crumble before the onslaught of: The Sex Rebels
Her competition was Stella, a tempestuous brunette — utterly uninhibited and sex hungry as they come.
